Things I Learned This Week

What a week! I have not the time to write about what a crazy week it has been. But here are the top 6 things I've learned this week.

1. Magic Erasers will take pen off of leather.
2. Dishwashers sound like a dying animal when they die.
3. A naked 1-year-old can escape from a house, in which all the doors are closed.
4. It is possible for a 4-year-old to break a dvd player, after only 4 day's of having it out of the box.
5. Home Depot has to order dishwashers. They don't have them in stock. Dang it.
6. It is possible for a 1-year-old to open a Tupperware container and dump it contents on the floor. Hence, this is why I have a bungee cord on my fridge. It's also why my vacuum is full of corn.

In case you haven't figured out yet, I am washing mountains of dishes every day :(... It's so tragic. Piper is still running around naked, and if it was appropriate, I would put some dang hilarious pictures on my blog. But she's naked, hence, it's inappropriate. But their cute. Piper has had an AWESOME week of potty-training, though. She's pretty much doing it on her own. Only 1 accident in her big girl undies!! OH, HAPPY DAY! It was also Piper who drew all over the leather interior in my car with a pen. It was GRAND! And then, once I cleaned the seat and my door panel with a magic eraser, I had to do the whole interior. Thus, 3 magic erasers later, my car SPARKLES! Also, did you know that 1-year-old babies can rip off the face of a drawer?? It's been a week to remember. It is the type of week that supports the fact that I ate 2 brownies for breakfast this morning! I hope next week is better.